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OjaiGuy writes:
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smacktalk writes:
Dos
pearler writes:
morning yawl congrads oj u r #1;).
i had fun wth my brother in law yesterday.
It could have ben a disaster,butt was a learning experience i pray he not soon forget!
i had pearled a tuff place to get at and when i was dropped off i explained to in-law where to wait(usuall place) and if he wanted to he could wait at the bridge between to check on me and resupply me:).I get to the second bridge and he is not there and i continue on.Extra hot day and i used all my gatorade and water.I went ahead knowing the truck would be at the last bridge...
i drag out of the river and walk to the truck.No brother-in-law,truck locked and my kayak is gone.I peel off my wet suit and change.i look for liquid refreshment and the gatoraide and water are in the back,in direct sunlight.i holler and tried to drink the hot,hot liquid can not and i take my towels make a shade and holler whistle some more.Finally,he shows up dragging my kayak and damaged the fin...
he has to have air and gits in the truck turns the air on.i load the yak and git in the truck.i ask him to drive to the store for cold gatoraide.He does not want to go into the store,wth just socks on,i am cramping big time and he wants to drive 42 miles to the NEXT town to see if they have a drive thru!i freak on him and try to git out and go in the store and he goes and comes back wth a rootbeer and bottled water.
he then tells me the gatoraide was not cold enough!
well,it was a good learning point and like they say you never leave your wingman;),
oH and he called his mom and started to call the local police.he is telling me butt u where gone 3 hours past the norm.I looked at him incredulously and replied.I was twice the normal distance!i had mentioned the second bridge and he could have ben there,now we will have pearling 101.Thank goodness it is a laughing matter and nothing more.i did remind him as i said 30 min. after dark,WORRY!
true adventure:).
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Sarie writes:
This is kind of funny ... more so than that wedding thing last night. :)
Be afraid...Be very afraid.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgvKnI...
Sarie writes:
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Sarie writes:
G'morning ...
EZgeezer writes:
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EZgeezer writes:
@Pearler, chuckling... hey, I was thinking, on the 'plus side' of that learning adventure, you certainly found he's sensitive and not at all comfortable 'solo'__
which may actually be of some consolation/solace as far as your sister's safety is concerned? winks
Sarie writes:
http://www.top10songs.com/ :)
EZgeezer writes:
oh wait, your brother in law, that could be Rib's... no matter
(at least it didn't knock his socks off too!)
cupcakes writes:
If a stranger says "Hi" I wonder what will happen if you just say something random like "Peanut butter is the answer" and just keep walking. :)
cupcakes writes:
I went to the garage and found my step ladder. My real ladder left me when I was only 5.
EZgeezer writes:
@Trix, good stuff, thanks! big steady smile...
@Smack, credit where due: the 'Dos'
Equis/XXX response goes out to you.
gosh, you're in work early again today, Friday the 15th, payday boss?
still no sun yet... later
smacktalk writes:
100 Reasons It's better to be a Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. You know stuff about cars.
4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5. Monday Night Football.
6. You don't have to monitor your friends sex lives.
7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
8. You can open all your own jars.
9. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
10. Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.
11. When clicking through the channel, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
12. Your a-- is never a factor in a job interview.
13. All your orgasms are real.
14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
16. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
17. You understand why Stripes is funny.
18. You can go to the bathroom with out a support group.
19. Your last name stays put.
20. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
22. You can kill your own food.
23. The garage is all yours.
24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
25. You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
26. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
27. You never have to clean the toilet.
28. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
30. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
32. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
33. The National College Cheerleading Championship
34. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
35. You don't have to shave below your neck.
36. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy a-- every nite.
37. If you're 40 and single nobody notices.
38. You can write your name in the snow.
39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
40. Everything on your face stays its original color.
41. Chocolate is just another snack.
42. You can be president.
43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
44. Flowers fix everything.
45. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
48. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
50. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
EZgeezer writes:
umm, Gretchen?
Please be good enough to explain that deletion!
E-mail or DM me, please! I honestly don't understand!
Or anybody that happened to read it, what was even questionable in nature?
smacktalk writes:
51. Foreplay is optional.
52. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
55. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
57. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
58. You don't give a rat's a-- if someone notices your new haircut.
59. You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking (He must be mad at me)
60. The world is your urinal.
61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
62. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
64. One mood, all the time.
65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
66. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too yucky.
67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
68. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
69. Same work....more pay.
70. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
71. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
72. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
73. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
75. You don't mooch off others' desserts.
76. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
77. The remote is yours and yours alone.
smacktalk writes:
78. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
79. ESPN's sports center.
80. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
81. Bachelor parties whip a-- over bridal showers.
82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
84. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed.
86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F_ck it!"
88. If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
89. Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary.
90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.
92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
93. If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
94. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
smacktalk writes:
96. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
97. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
99. Baywatch
100. There is always a game on somewhere
pearler writes:
ribs sister;).
and yepper.you know ez,you can play country and you can drive in the country butt at anytime past 3:00pm.you should not wander round the river banks and dam sure not without the ability to rehydrate;).and i mean never drag my kayak over a mile on rocks and mesquites andsharp objects,NEVER and for sure not with the fin on the recieving end of it all!I loved the way he jumped in the truck and turned the air on.i had built shade and was seriously dehydrated.pithed me up it did;).
seasons over till september and he will b in the water himself when it is a really cold water adventure 'specially around november and december;)!hyperthermia sucks and the effect of is forever.LoL,i know had it git me three times:).
smacktalk writes:
@ EZ - You betcha',got to get the checks out. I am here everyday @ 6:30. Just depends when I get my phone calls and e-mails done before I start playing on computer. Have a great day. Hope the sun will shine.
smacktalk writes:
We men have a lot to be thankful for. 8^}
AliChat writes:
I didn't find anything offensive. You simply took Smack's 'Dos' (Spanish for 'Two'), equated it to 'Dos Equis' (the beer) and upped it by one 'X' - the implication being that if singular is good, doubling it is better, but triple is the tops.
This is as I recall it and as I interpreted it. Nothing wrong with it.
If there was more, I don't remember. There is currently worse (risque) that might offend; whereas yours did not.
Not saying I'm offended by the current posts of which I refer. But some people might be. Yours - I saw nothing wrong with it.
pearler writes:
i love it when people say,"hi,you all right?" to which i reply,"a little left.".
after a short pause i say,"it keeps me from falling over;)".
or shake your head no while saying yes,and vice versa:).
funny the reactions u git:).
smacktalk writes:
Yup, see, men and women can agree.
Ya I like women on "top"
Luvee writes:
Morning all
No sun here yet.
Did anyone feel the microearthquake last night between El Rio and Ventura?
Liked your list Trix and Smack, but I'm glad I'm a woman. Geeze I thought they said women were long winded.
Jacobin the baby Kroy & Kim had together and they always keep a beenie on him for whatever reason I don't know. Don't worry about the Mom though, she's been trying to ambush that wedding for along time.
To all the fathers who aren't going to be around this weekend HAPPY FATHERS DAY!
Luvee writes:
So Sarie are you telling me you took a peek at that wedding thing last night?
pearler writes:
yepper,i have come to this conclusion also:).
he is 48 filed bankrupcy and is already back up to around $60,000.00 in debt.quit his $1500.00 dollar a week job and i had never met him till ribs mom said they were going down.i took him pearlin for some fast cash and he never said thanks.He kept cracking the whip and i just did what i do;).
yesterday the nice guy went bye-bye and now it will be MY way only.i mean what kind of a fool leaves the support vehicle and locked with the rehydrate in the Texas sunshine?jeez,i totally support rib an i,we do not borrow,cash is king.now i will charge for building and house repair but we do the labor for.
I have never been formally introduced to esther and her choice suited me just fine;).Now they are in a bind and i helpthem butt it is more more more and faster,faster:).
Now after yesterdays fiasco it will b slower,more thought out and pencil with paper so he can leave a note.
oH and the door unlock pad was in the tool box,all's i had to do was LOOK;).i guess it was alright for the help to wait in the HOT truck,no thank you;).
Rib is furious and saying "NO MORE!"."They never worry for us and only come around when they want something and she says she will b damed b4 she allows them to hurt/kill me for their stupidity;).".
i said to Rib,"standard in-law ways;).".
oH i thought i had found a monster white pearl 40 mm or bigger:).
i was really dehydrated and the truck was close.i found it in the water on bottom.i was excited.i kept messing wth it and trying to figure if it was... the shell broke,turtle egg;)gross:).looked just like a small ping pong ball:).i'll know next time and sa so big soft shell turtles,people actually eat them.
EZgeezer writes:
@Pearler, Jacobin writes:
"Pearler, not to be insulting butt your BIL sounds almost dangerously dumb. It's hard to teach common sense and I'm thinking he's a little short of it. I'd be hard pressed to trust him..."
I TOTALLY AGREE!
You referred to not leaving a "wing man" OK... sure, butt
That said, no offense intended, he's certainly not someone I'd feel at all comfortable with or trust to
'watch my back' _ya know what I mean,right, right.
(the 'cop caller' rubs me against the grain as well) bless his heart
.
pearler writes:
oH ez rest assured i meant him leavin me;).
and to call his momma?i mean his mom and step-father are our friends and THEY have ben pearling too:).
They ask pertanit questIons and walked the banks with Rib.BIL has ben to mexico at a gold mine the parents are invested in,but i guess the gringos/gringas are more pampered there.i realized he is not woods smart and panics way to easily.He could have been the one hurt and then i git hurt lookin for him and then,and then and then;).
i have not really jumped his act yet butt iTIs coming.after we opened the mussels and a couple of beers he left and Rib looked at me and said,"Now what was that all about?".i laughed and drug my tired ole act to the tub and said,"he had to git his story out,bcause he messed up;)".funny was he wanted to drive 42 miles the wrong way for a drive thru when 28 miles on the way to home was a town wth a Dairy Queen;),yepper countin my blessings it was not worse:).
and it was close folks,i was not seriously dehydrated but i was very close.i knew what to do to stave off an hour or so but then i was going to b down and in hard heat for a few more hours:(.
worse i could have went on my own and not had to share with someone sitting in the truck wth air on talking on the phone.That is what tics Rib off the most.She sounds like that chick in the six nights/seven days movie where the girl goes,"HALFWAY,HALFWAY?"lOl she is cute when she is mad;).
cupcakes writes:
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was
buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to
pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
...Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in
Minnesota , Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life
was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie,
wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little
flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a
positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, and three children: John
Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is
also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at
3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile, please rise to the occasion and take time to
pass it on and, share that smile with someone else that may be having a
crumby day and kneads a lift.
EZgeezer writes:
********* OjaiGuy *********
I apologize for the innuendo.
Luvee writes:
Funny stuff CC
I just saw where they found Lindsay Lohan unconscious in a hotel room this morning. I don't know who, what , where , why or how yet?
Luvee writes:
* Correction I know who and where
cupcakes writes:
I read about just now, is anyone surprised?
It said she was fine and that she returned to work.
This young lady has so much in front of her but she keeps going down the wrong path.
Luvee writes:
They say she was just exhausted, poor thang, what she gonna feel like when she has kids to raise. I know Nanny.
OjaiGuy writes:
Uh, yes, she does have much in front of her. Maybe thats the problem. They take up most of the blood supply from her brain.
cupcakes writes:
She better NOT have kids!
She will be one of those that I will have to find and kick her butt.
cupcakes writes:
ha ha ha ha ha, don't say 'shorter' to a man when comparing.... :-D
smacktalk writes:
5o?
smacktalk writes:
Nope
cupcakes writes:
Yes Jacobin, I wrote that. All by myself. Yup.
OjaiGuy writes:
You butter believe it!!!
Sarie writes:
I confess ... just trying to keep up with my friends. :)
Off to get me a pizza & salad from The Napa Tavern here in TO before this coupon here expires ... first time, I'll let you know how it is.
Sarie writes:
Go anybody but Tiger!!
Luvee writes:
WTH Fowler is wearing all white, no wonder he's not golfing good, you can't see him, and I said a like a man to wear pink (some) but those pink pants McDowell has on are alittle much.
What a beautiful course, I left my heart up there.
OjaiGuy writes:
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OjaiGuy writes:
I just love having duel monitors. Streaming it now while working.
I never watched a golf on TV unless I wanted to take a nap. Tiger is the only reason why I watch it now. He's made it exciting for me.
Sarie writes:
GTH Tiger! :)
OjaiGuy writes:
Knock Knock Knock
Sarie?
Knock Knock Knock
Sarie?
Knock Knock Knock
Sarie?
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